Terms & conditions
- Host will supply delicious Danish open sandwiches and his favourite extra brut, premier cru champagne.
- Guests will reject any thought of an Abschiedsgeschenk and instead — after the apéro — they may make individual donations to zero, one or more charities of their choice (see below).
- Use of U__-word is punishable by a forfeit.
- Everyone must leave by 18h45.
- Please RSVP so my Danish baker bakes enough bread for the smørrebrød .
If the weather is dry we’ll have a Feuerschale in the Hof.
If wet, we’ll be indoors.
Can’t make it / No time? Time is money!
If you’d honestly rather just catch the Direktverbindung home than attend yet. another. apéro. that’s cool & I totally understand. (Many people have felt like that at some point in their corporate lives, and I’ve been on gardening leave long enough to become unrecognisable.)
Just once you’re on that train maybe send a few francs to one of the efficient charities analysed by GiveWell (EN) or via effektiv-spenden (DE). (Both tax-deductibility for Swiss residents.)
Stadt Zürich’s median monthly gross salary of CHF 7,500 (or 40/h) offers a useful benchmark: simply donate 10 francs for every quarter-hour of apéro saved, dialling up or down if you earn more or less than the median.
FAQ
Welches Getränk trinken Konzernchefs?
Leitungswasser.
Where’s good to eat/drink near Hohlstrasse 86c?
Knödl
Za’atar
Gamper Bar
Schönau Bar & Restaurant
Gamper
Marktküche
Is there an after-party?
Langstrasse, if you like.
Is there parking?
No.
Must I RSVP?
Yes, please RSVP merci!
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